Bird? Plane? — Can’t be a bird, those aren’t real.

Don’t you ever wonder why there are so many birds on landlines? Or why do they all look alike? There is only one answer to that question: they aren’t real. 

The Birds Aren’t Real organization has been the bright light in our society since 1976. Originally, their cause was to stop the bird genocide taking place. Unfortunately, it was too little too late, and soon all birds were replaced by drone replicas. These “birds” are surveillance cameras for the government, tracking our every move. This violation of the fourth amendment is a callous and deeply destructive act by our nation’s leaders.  

Just take a look at the statistics of the child kidnappings during the 1970s-1980s. Over one million kids were kidnapped or went missing from their homes PER YEAR. Who took them? None other than the hawk drones the government had recently acquired. This turned too many heads due to the alarming shrinkage of class sizes. In order to avoid speculation, they turned these drones into the surveillance cameras used today. 

We need more activists advocating for our peoples rights. We need to restore the democracy that this country was built on. Next time you see a handful of birds on a landline think to yourself; what are they doing? Next time you see a bird on a tree near you, be more mindful of your words — you don’t know who is listening. Taking a walk outside used to be an activity that was peaceful, now you should be watching your every step. 

When those drones are on the landline they are charging. Take this opportunity to speak your mind freely — they can’t hear you if they are charging. Invest in bird proof spaces in your homes so you can enjoy your alone time, away from the government’s watch. 

They think they are tricking us with their bird feeders and birdhouses but this isn’t true. 

The government can’t fool me or the Birds Aren’t Real organization. You don’t have to be brainwashed. Open your eyes to what this country has become. Members of the United States of America should be able to live freely without fear of the government’s watch. We need to band together to fight. This is a revolution of gaining back our rights. Join me and others now and learn more information on the Birds Aren’t Real website to figure out how you can help.