Ah yes, the ephemeral Hipster Nerd. If they even recognize their own existence, they cease to exist. This puts the Hipster Nerd in a constant state of denial that they are, in fact, a Hipster Nerd. You may spot them wearing an ironic flannel shirt over an unknown band’s concert t-shirt, or a pair of oversized glasses (that don’t even have real lenses in them). The Hipster Nerd likes to hang out in the local alternative of Caribou, and is constantly trying to impress with their vast knowledge of French poetry. The Hipster Nerds really do have their hearts in the right place, but they just can try a bit too hard sometimes.