“You never know who is in that Santa suit…”
“If I were a bug and could live anywhere over the winter I would hands-down choose one of the trees inside the school.”
“I just saw someone using his iPad as a coaster for his Mountain Dew.”
“What would you do if I just like fell on the floor right now?”
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“I’ve been so creeped out since I figured out that the song we’re learning in Spanish translates to ‘I want to sample your lips so red and full of life’.”
“That’s her… that’s the girl who stole my favorite pencil…”
