Have you ever wondered what your favorite classical composers would tweet if they were here today? Glad you were wondering that, because here we have some hypothetical composers’ tweets we think you’ll dig. Here they are:

Holst:

“DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT ECLIPSE? #space #planets #mars @NASA”

Tchaikovsky:

“Working on the title of my latest ballet. rt for goose lake fav for swan lake”

Stravinsky:

“About to debut my new ballet in Paris… Hope they like it!”

“@stravinsky_igor they didn’t like it.”

Sousa:

“#tbh this whole marching thing seems way more patriotic than any dumb ballet #murica”

Vivaldi:

“Confession: I hate when people ask what my favorite season is, why can’t we like all four seasons?”

Beethoven:

“tbh I kinda just bang on the keys and hope it works out… sometimes people clap.”

Bach:

“OMG. SOS. I lost one of my 13 kids…#lol #classicJohann”

Mozart:

“nbd. I learned how to play the harpsichord before I learned to talk. #modestishottest”

Joplin: “*tap dances off stage**jazz hands* TA-DA!”

Schubert: “Hmu if you wanna hang out …just feelin a little blue. #softtweet”

You are welcome. Wish granted.