Man Pageant: Aaron Kubal
Name: Aaron Kubal
What’s your favorite pokemon?
All the ones that look like dinosaurs
What’s your fantasy rapper name?
DJ KUB$
What would be the title of your autobiography?
“Making it up as I go”
Secret nerdy addiction/habit?
Picking my nose
Out of your fellow contestants, who has the best physique?
Krieg, he has pipes
If man pageant was the hunger games, who would be the first to go down?
Cushing, big target
What’s your favorite color gummy bear?
Blue
What’s your life motto?
Chicks dig the long ball
What chick flick makes you cry?
Shrek
Favorite Taylor Swift song?
Never ever ever ever ever back together song
Guilty girly pleasure?
I check my butt out every time I pass a reflective surface
If you could go on a dream vacation, where would it be?
The Shire in Hobbiton
Strangest thing in your room?
Box of maple bacon donuts I hide in my closet
Name of your alter ego?
The coon
Favorite Hashtag?
#learndownforwhat
Disney Princess dream date?
Ariel, I like fish
Favorite shade of lipstick?
Not a big lipstick guy
What can you not leave the house without?
Deoderant, I sweat
Celebrity Man Crush?
Tom Hardy
Hottest Fashion trend for spring?
Life jackets on a daily basis…give it time, you’ll see
Most romantic rap song?
Laffy Taffy
Worst girls fashion trend?
Those big dumb black coats